The Slightly More Accurate Ballad of Davy Crockett 

FM: 
Borned in Franklin, which is now history

An unsanctioned state in the land of the free.

Which rejoined North Carolina territory

Before assimilating to the state of Tennessee

ALL:
Davy, Davy Crockett, His home-state ain’t so clear

CH:
He served as a scout the “Injun War”

A name is so racist that it’s hard to ignore

The Creeks were wrongfully shown the door

As the whiteman stole all their land and more - (Ah geez)

ALL:
Davy, Davy Crockett, enlisted by profiteers  

DAVY:
I gave my word and I gave my hand

That the Native Americans could keep their land

But Andrew Jackson had other plans

So ol’ Davy drew his line in the sand

ALL:
Davy, Davy Crockett, ready to campaign-smear

CH:
Fightin’ to keep his promise intact,

He opposed the Indian Removal Act

But support from his delegates, he would lack

Then they voted out Davy, like a kick in the sack

ALL:
Davy, Davy Crockett, fightin’ the Trail of Tears

FM:
As Jackson stepped down, he endorsed a friend,

Martin “the mutton-chopped” Van Buren

Davy had enough and joined the Texans

To try to steal land from the Mexicans? (Oh, c'mon!)

ALL:
Davy, Davy Crockett, the Texan Musketeer

DAVY: 
I traveled south, as south could go

Enlisting with Defenders at the Alamo

Our troops were overwhelmed and, whatddyaknow,

We crumbled like the old walls of Jericho

ALL:
Davy, Davy Crockett, the legend died right here.

Davy, Davy Crockett, the legend died right here.

The Legend 

Died Right 

Heeere. 

Remember the Alamo!